It has been a while and I will not trouble you with some absurd story about how I was in ballet class in Thailand and how I fell and hit my head while attempting a releve lent and couldn't remember who I was and of course being in ballet class I had no identification and somehow could only speak Czech--a language I do not understand but somehow was able to be understood by Czech people--and got lost in an absinthe house still in Thailand and began a successful business selling wallets made out of huge fish scales but was sued when a fish scale decapitated a number of small children who used the wallets for frisbees (not their intended use and I thank the lords of litigation for making that clear to the courtroom thus absolving me of any responsibility for the deaths of those small children).
No I will not bother you with the details of how I became addicted to licking rhino tusks while still attached to rhinos and began to ignore everything in my life for the chance to sneak up on a sleeping rhino and lick his tusk for the rush of adrenaline and cociquacin compounds contained in a living rhino tusk or how during one of those rhino tusk licking session I awoke the rhino because my tolerance for cociquacin had gotten too high and I needed to substitute that drug for more adrenaline. The rhino, of course, was mightily annoyed to find some Chech speaking weirdo licking his tusk and promptly gave me a big old banger on the forehead from which I awoke remembering no Czech and that I was indeed featherbeard!
No I will not bother you with these things, which may or not be true and are of no consequence either way, for I am here to tell you about our CONCERT on SUNDAY at HM157!
There are many exciting things happening there... so many that I will simply direct you to our fartbook page about it... https://www.facebook.com/events/744612112230410/
I can tell you that I will play some new songs and one of them has a curse word not allowed by the FCC in it.. I can tell you that DEAD WESTERN will also be playing and that LORD DOG BIRD will also be playing and that WESLEY DOLORIS will be comedianing and that MECCA VAZIE ANDREWS is running the whole thing and that FUTURE EYES is doing something with his glasses and that DJ SPARKLE is playing songs without a mouth!
It's gonna be early 4-8 PM
3110 N. Broadway